Tales from the crazy house

Just over here in a puddle.

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:28:13 -0400

Just over here in a puddle.

Just because you have food poisoning doesn’t mean you...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:57:10 -0400

Just because you have food poisoning doesn’t mean you can’t look cute while puking your guts up ~*~*~ (at Esther, LLC)

I just cried the entire way through that office finale.

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:26:18 -0400

I just cried the entire way through that office finale.

I ❤ my corner. #denver #cityparkwest (at Esther, LLC)

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:10:43 -0400

I ❤ my corner. #denver #cityparkwest (at Esther, LLC)

epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:55:13 -0400

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

Laura Stevenson was amazing last night.

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:32:33 -0400

Laura Stevenson was amazing last night.

So I bought the best thing ever for one of the best people ever

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:21:44 -0400

So I bought the best thing ever for one of the best people ever

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Thu, 16 May 2013 12:09:50 -0400

Man, secret blogs are a great outlet

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:35:00 -0400

Man, secret blogs are a great outlet

J won’t stop texting me and when I deleted him from snapchat because he sent me entirely too...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:44:08 -0400

J won’t stop texting me and when I deleted him from snapchat because he sent me entirely too many (meaning any at all) he made a new one and continued to send me pictures.

Dude. No. Thanks, but really no thanks I dunno how many times I gotta tell you that I’m not into you.

benedictsmith: Apollonia Saintclair

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:16:48 -0400

benedictsmith:

Apollonia Saintclair

aliensputum: thebluthcompany: First trailer for Arrested...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:51:56 -0400

aliensputum:

thebluthcompany:

First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4!

Oh my god.

<3______<3

illustratedladies: Chris Ware.

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:39:15 -0400

illustratedladies:

Chris Ware.

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Mon, 13 May 2013 10:40:43 -0400

I bought my first record player today!

Sun, 12 May 2013 01:13:08 -0400

I bought my first record player today!

donkeysalright: Mabel yelled at a woman at the deli yesterday that was buying a rotisserie chicken,...

Fri, 10 May 2013 17:28:15 -0400

donkeysalright:

Mabel yelled at a woman at the deli yesterday that was buying a rotisserie chicken, “hey, you can’t eat that, it’s an animal!” like she was truly concerned that maybe the woman didn’t know what she was buying. I apologized, but she laughed it off and put it back until Mabel looked away because she said she didn’t want to be judged by a small child. She even bought Mabel a gourmet sucker at the register to distract her further.

My little activist.

I’ve said it before and I will say it again, Mabel is the greatest.

jensensations: Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:51:59 -0400

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

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Fri, 10 May 2013 15:04:23 -0400

I’ve been here for less than an hour and I just want Zach to come back and take me home...

Fri, 10 May 2013 11:17:00 -0400

I’ve been here for less than an hour and I just want Zach to come back and take me home because the last place on earth I want to be right now is here and the only place I want to be is in bed with him.

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Fri, 10 May 2013 10:47:37 -0400